LOL! “Mass of two shits.”
im so serious
when i was younger, i always said “dillsberry po’ boy.” i’ve grown out of that, but now i cant say Massachusetts .i say “mass of two shits” and it’s not even intentional. maybe in 10yrs i can say it right.
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atomslike
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
(Source: 1druinedmysociallife)
i just had part 2 to a dream i had long ago, where some dead lady is trying to take me away from my family. there is always someone in my dream holding me from her, but i always want to follow her, and ask her why me? i want to know why she’s so evil.
